The Molars
James E. Hutter, Copyright (C) 1997 Firebreathing Music

Story

 

The Molars
Public Domain

Lyrics

On the Big Rock Candy Mountains there’s a land that’s fair and bright

Where the handouts grow on bushes and you sleep out every night

Where the boxcars are all empty and the sun shines every day

Oh the birds and the bees and the cigarette trees

Where the lemonade springs where the bluebird sings

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains all the cops have wooden legs

And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth and the hens lay hard boiled eggs

The farmer’s trees are full of fruit and the barns are full of hay

Oh, I’m bound to go where there ain’t no snow

Where the rain don’t fall and the wind don’t blow

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains you never change your socks

And the little streams of alcohol come a-trickling down the rocks

The brakemen have to tip their hats and the railroad bulls are blind

I’m a goin' to stay where you sleep all day

Where they hung the jerk that invented work

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

The Molars
Copyright (C) 1963 Bob Spickard and Brian Carman
The Molars
John Colarossi

Lyrics

CHORUS:

Hey, Hey, Everybody!

Where have you all been?

Beer joint is a-jumpin'

Why don't you walk on in?

 

If you're yearnin' is for turnin'

Highball one, two, three

If you're yearnin' for a turnin'

Why are you still talking to me?

 

REPEAT CHORUS

 

Grab a girl and tilt-a-whirl

Dance on through the night

Grab a girl and tilt-a-whirl

Beer in headlights will work out right

 

REPEAT CHORUS

 

Two left feet stuck to your seat

Now's the time to shine

Two left feet stuck to your seat

Do it and she won't mind

 

REPEAT CHORUS THREE TIMES.

The Molars
James E. Hutter, Copyright (C) 2004 Firebreathing Music

Lyrics

Bought a movie gossip mag

At my corner store

Staring from the cover

A face we all adore

The latest starlet product

We all should know her name

But I can’t remember

Somehow, they look the same

 

Her golden skin was flawless

Her hair was styled so fine

Her figure was just perfect

Her smile was so benign

But her eyes were pleading

In a desperate way

Almost as if needing

Almost as if to say...

 

CHORUS:

Love me 'cause I'm popular

Everybody does

I'm the icon goddess

A paparazzi buzz

Love me 'cause I'm popular

All the millions do

How come you won't love me?

What is wrong with you?

 

I saw her last three movies

I guess they were all right

Cheery and romantic

Entertainment lite

Sleepwalked oh so dreamy

From role to role to role

Sweet and so vanilla

Charming without soul

 

REPEAT CHORUS

 

BRIDGE:

She doesn't need to worry

She’s paved her golden way

She’s won the hearts of many

Still, her glance will say…

 

REPEAT CHORUS

 

Copyright (C) 2004 Firebreathing Music

The Molars
Buddy Holly and Bob Montgomery, Copyright (C) 1958 MPL Communications

Lyrics

You know love's made a fool of you

You do anything that it wants you to

Love can make you feel so good

When it goes like you think it should

Or it can make you cry at night

When your baby doesn't treat you right

 

CHORUS:

When you're feeling sad and blue

You know love's made a fool of you

 

Love can make a fool of men

But you don't care, you're gonna try again

Time goes by, it's a-passing fast

You think true love has come at last

But by-and-by, you're gonna find

Crazy love has made you blind

 

REPEAT CHORUS

 

Love can make you feel so good

When it goes like you think it should

Or it can make you cry at night

When your baby doesn't treat you right

 

REPEAT CHORUS

The Molars
Copyright (C) 1965 Gerry Rosalie

Lyrics

Some folks like water

Some folks like wine

But I like the taste

Of straight strychnine

 

You may think its funny

That I like this stuff

But once you've tried it

You can't get enough

 

CHORUS

Wine is red

Poison is blue

Strychnine is good

For what's ailing you

 

If you listen to what I say

You'll try strychnine someday

It'll make you jump, it'll make you shout

It'll even knock you out

 

REPEAT CHORUS

 

TAG:

Strychnine, hey, hey (REPEATED 4 TIMES)